insert otter pun of choice here
Jan. 19th, 2011 11:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
traincatDear traincat,
You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from an anonymous sender
The note attached to your gift reads: "Look at your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Now back to your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Sadly, your other v-gifts aren't me. But if they were small and adorable, they could look like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? Still reading this comment while your other v-gifts try to look like me. What's in your hand? Back at me. Look at my pose. It's the most adorable thing you've ever seen. Look again. I AM NOW MADE OF DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're an adorable v-gift. I'm an otter."
Whoever sent this? You are amazing and I love you.
You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from an anonymous sender
The note attached to your gift reads: "Look at your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Now back to your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Sadly, your other v-gifts aren't me. But if they were small and adorable, they could look like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? Still reading this comment while your other v-gifts try to look like me. What's in your hand? Back at me. Look at my pose. It's the most adorable thing you've ever seen. Look again. I AM NOW MADE OF DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're an adorable v-gift. I'm an otter."
Whoever sent this? You are amazing and I love you.
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Date: 2011-01-19 04:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-19 04:27 pm (UTC)Just.
What.
Dear misrepha,
You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from an anonymous sender
The note attached to your gift reads: "how otterly adorable"
WHO IS DOING THIS AND WHY ARE THEY SO OTTERLY AMAZING?! oh man there have not been enough puns in my life lately, this is beautifullll
I saw your otter a few hours ago
because when you're up all night, there are plenty of reasons to click all over LJ, idekand I was all ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANONYMOUS.But hey, we can be pretty sure your otter doesn't smell like a lady, at least!
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Date: 2011-01-19 04:50 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-01-19 05:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-19 05:35 pm (UTC)I like otters! They're comfy and easy to wear!
...wait.
I JUST. I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN DEAL WITH THIS. WHOEVER IS DOING THIS IS CLEARLY A GENIUS.
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Date: 2011-01-19 06:01 pm (UTC)I like bad puns, okay?
Date: 2011-01-19 06:17 pm (UTC)Re: I like bad puns, okay?
Date: 2011-01-19 06:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-19 06:33 pm (UTC)Re: I like bad puns, okay?
Date: 2011-01-19 06:35 pm (UTC)*takes your fingerprints anyway*
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Date: 2011-01-19 06:35 pm (UTC)Re: I like bad puns, okay?
Date: 2011-01-19 06:36 pm (UTC)Re: I like bad puns, okay?
Date: 2011-01-19 06:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-19 06:41 pm (UTC)...Oh, wait, should I be happy that people think it's me instead? I AM SO CONFUSED.
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Date: 2011-01-19 06:42 pm (UTC)SO I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT
AND BE VERY GLAD THAT I RESISTED THE URGE TO WRITE OTTERCUSING
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Date: 2011-01-19 06:44 pm (UTC)I AM FLATTERED THAT PEOPLE ARE OTTERCUSING ME OF BEING AWESOME. I SHALL BE COMPLIMENTED THEN.
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Date: 2011-01-19 06:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-01-19 06:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-19 06:54 pm (UTC)Can you at least call me Watson.
Also, I have some suspicions, a few clues here or there, but I am not willing to bring
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Date: 2011-01-19 06:55 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-01-19 10:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-19 10:37 pm (UTC)What if Mr. Bitches was behind this the whole time.
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Date: 2011-01-19 10:38 pm (UTC)Good point.
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Date: 2011-01-19 10:44 pm (UTC)but for better or for worse
I blame you for mine
The case of The Originals (I've seen four now?) occurred between 0700 and 0800 UTC.
Mine is clearly an outlier at around 1600 UTC -- JUST BEFORE I WENT TO BED. /gasp
whatever the case I think someone didn't want me to feel lonely :V
BUT OTTER NOT GIVE A DAMN BECAUSE HEY LOOK AT THAT, OTTERS EVERYWHERE
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Date: 2011-01-19 10:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-19 11:03 pm (UTC)AND HERE I THOUGHT BEING OTTERCUSED WAS A GOOD THING
But at the same time, it's anonymous on my page for a reason... 8|
Whatever man, getting some food is more interesting than cracking this mystery
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Date: 2011-01-19 11:26 pm (UTC)