insert otter pun of choice here

[traincat]

Dear traincat,

You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from an anonymous sender

The note attached to your gift reads: "Look at your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Now back to your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Sadly, your other v-gifts aren't me. But if they were small and adorable, they could look like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? Still reading this comment while your other v-gifts try to look like me. What's in your hand? Back at me. Look at my pose. It's the most adorable thing you've ever seen. Look again. I AM NOW MADE OF DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're an adorable v-gift. I'm an otter."

Whoever sent this? You are amazing and I love you.

Comments

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

I thought it might be an FE fandom thing, but considering that eva_kasumi looks to have gotten one, I am suspicious of laronmi! *puts on detective hat*

[traincat.livejournal.com]

I too have cast my detective's magnifying lense across her shadow! Come, Ammie. Let us put on our detective hats.

[laronmi]

WHY IS EVERYONE ACCUSING ME? =(

...Oh, wait, should I be happy that people think it's me instead? I AM SO CONFUSED.

[traincat.livejournal.com]

WE ARE ACCUSING YOU OF POTENTIALLY BEING VERY AWESOME

SO I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT

AND BE VERY GLAD THAT I RESISTED THE URGE TO WRITE OTTERCUSING

[laronmi]

OTTERCUSING IS AWESOME. I SHALL USE IT.

I AM FLATTERED THAT PEOPLE ARE OTTERCUSING ME OF BEING AWESOME. I SHALL BE COMPLIMENTED THEN.