insert otter pun of choice here

[traincat]

Dear traincat,

You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from an anonymous sender

The note attached to your gift reads: "Look at your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Now back to your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Sadly, your other v-gifts aren't me. But if they were small and adorable, they could look like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? Still reading this comment while your other v-gifts try to look like me. What's in your hand? Back at me. Look at my pose. It's the most adorable thing you've ever seen. Look again. I AM NOW MADE OF DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're an adorable v-gift. I'm an otter."

Whoever sent this? You are amazing and I love you.

Comments

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

*magnifying glass* On the other hand, the case of misrepha points to you, my daring assistant.

[traincat.livejournal.com]

Why am I the assistant.

Can you at least call me Watson.

Also, I have some suspicions, a few clues here or there, but I am not willing to bring misrepha into questioning yet.

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

OTTERJECTION! (we are really reaching here.) *dramatic finger point* Of course you wouldn't! Are you afraid to let her testify?!

[traincat.livejournal.com]

That's OTTERSURD (we should really just stop). Why are you so hellbent on this anyway? Unless YOU are the OTTERSENDER.

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

No way! I'm the detective and this isn't Agatha Christie. So it's otter the question.

[traincat.livejournal.com]

How do you know it's not Christie? Otter all, you won't call me Watson. I demand to know your whereabouts during the otter attacks!

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

Well, Watson, if you must know, I was asleep in my room. Unfortunately, Mr. Bitches is not a witness.

[traincat.livejournal.com]

Ammie.

What if Mr. Bitches was behind this the whole time.

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

... Well damn.

Good point.

[misrepha.livejournal.com]

SO I JUST WOKE UP HALF AN HOUR AGO and I otter've been surprised that there was a whole accusation thread while I was away

but for better or for worse

I blame you for mine

The case of The Originals (I've seen four now?) occurred between 0700 and 0800 UTC.
Mine is clearly an outlier at around 1600 UTC -- JUST BEFORE I WENT TO BED. /gasp

whatever the case I think someone didn't want me to feel lonely :V

BUT OTTER NOT GIVE A DAMN BECAUSE HEY LOOK AT THAT, OTTERS EVERYWHERE

[traincat.livejournal.com]

I HAVE OTTERSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHY YOU WOULD OTTERCUSE ME OF SENDING YOUR OTTER. Dude c'mon I thought we had some real trust here.

[misrepha.livejournal.com]

WELL OTTEROUSLY WE HAVE SOME DIFFERENT OPINIONS ON TRUST
AND HERE I THOUGHT BEING OTTERCUSED WAS A GOOD THING

But at the same time, it's anonymous on my page for a reason... 8|

Whatever man, getting some food is more interesting than cracking this mystery