insert otter pun of choice here

[traincat]

Dear traincat,

You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from an anonymous sender

The note attached to your gift reads: "Look at your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Now back to your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Sadly, your other v-gifts aren't me. But if they were small and adorable, they could look like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? Still reading this comment while your other v-gifts try to look like me. What's in your hand? Back at me. Look at my pose. It's the most adorable thing you've ever seen. Look again. I AM NOW MADE OF DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're an adorable v-gift. I'm an otter."

Whoever sent this? You are amazing and I love you.

Comments

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

No way! I'm the detective and this isn't Agatha Christie. So it's otter the question.

[traincat.livejournal.com]

How do you know it's not Christie? Otter all, you won't call me Watson. I demand to know your whereabouts during the otter attacks!

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

Well, Watson, if you must know, I was asleep in my room. Unfortunately, Mr. Bitches is not a witness.

[traincat.livejournal.com]

Ammie.

What if Mr. Bitches was behind this the whole time.

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

... Well damn.

Good point.