insert otter pun of choice here

[traincat]

Dear traincat,

You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from an anonymous sender

The note attached to your gift reads: "Look at your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Now back to your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Sadly, your other v-gifts aren't me. But if they were small and adorable, they could look like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? Still reading this comment while your other v-gifts try to look like me. What's in your hand? Back at me. Look at my pose. It's the most adorable thing you've ever seen. Look again. I AM NOW MADE OF DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're an adorable v-gift. I'm an otter."

Whoever sent this? You are amazing and I love you.

Comments

[measuringlife.livejournal.com]

It wasn't me, though that is pretty cool!

[misrepha.livejournal.com]

I.
Just.
What.


Dear misrepha,

You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from an anonymous sender

The note attached to your gift reads: "how otterly adorable"

WHO IS DOING THIS AND WHY ARE THEY SO OTTERLY AMAZING?! oh man there have not been enough puns in my life lately, this is beautifullll


I saw your otter a few hours ago because when you're up all night, there are plenty of reasons to click all over LJ, idek and I was all ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANONYMOUS.
But hey, we can be pretty sure your otter doesn't smell like a lady, at least!

[traincat.livejournal.com]

I am pretty sure my otter smells like sardines!

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

*magnifying glass* On the other hand, the case of misrepha points to you, my daring assistant.

[traincat.livejournal.com]

Why am I the assistant.

Can you at least call me Watson.

Also, I have some suspicions, a few clues here or there, but I am not willing to bring misrepha into questioning yet.

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

OTTERJECTION! (we are really reaching here.) *dramatic finger point* Of course you wouldn't! Are you afraid to let her testify?!

[traincat.livejournal.com]

That's OTTERSURD (we should really just stop). Why are you so hellbent on this anyway? Unless YOU are the OTTERSENDER.

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

No way! I'm the detective and this isn't Agatha Christie. So it's otter the question.

[traincat.livejournal.com]

How do you know it's not Christie? Otter all, you won't call me Watson. I demand to know your whereabouts during the otter attacks!

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

Well, Watson, if you must know, I was asleep in my room. Unfortunately, Mr. Bitches is not a witness.

[traincat.livejournal.com]

Ammie.

What if Mr. Bitches was behind this the whole time.

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

... Well damn.

Good point.

[misrepha.livejournal.com]

SO I JUST WOKE UP HALF AN HOUR AGO and I otter've been surprised that there was a whole accusation thread while I was away

but for better or for worse

I blame you for mine

The case of The Originals (I've seen four now?) occurred between 0700 and 0800 UTC.
Mine is clearly an outlier at around 1600 UTC -- JUST BEFORE I WENT TO BED. /gasp

whatever the case I think someone didn't want me to feel lonely :V

BUT OTTER NOT GIVE A DAMN BECAUSE HEY LOOK AT THAT, OTTERS EVERYWHERE

[traincat.livejournal.com]

I HAVE OTTERSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHY YOU WOULD OTTERCUSE ME OF SENDING YOUR OTTER. Dude c'mon I thought we had some real trust here.

[misrepha.livejournal.com]

WELL OTTEROUSLY WE HAVE SOME DIFFERENT OPINIONS ON TRUST
AND HERE I THOUGHT BEING OTTERCUSED WAS A GOOD THING

But at the same time, it's anonymous on my page for a reason... 8|

Whatever man, getting some food is more interesting than cracking this mystery

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

Pff, and I could've sworn you sent me mine!

[traincat.livejournal.com]

I did not! I'm guessing you didn't send mine, then? (Although I don't associate you with the Old Spice Guy anyway?)

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

I thought it might be an FE fandom thing, but considering that eva_kasumi looks to have gotten one, I am suspicious of laronmi! *puts on detective hat*

[traincat.livejournal.com]

I too have cast my detective's magnifying lense across her shadow! Come, Ammie. Let us put on our detective hats.

[laronmi]

WHY IS EVERYONE ACCUSING ME? =(

...Oh, wait, should I be happy that people think it's me instead? I AM SO CONFUSED.

[traincat.livejournal.com]

WE ARE ACCUSING YOU OF POTENTIALLY BEING VERY AWESOME

SO I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT

AND BE VERY GLAD THAT I RESISTED THE URGE TO WRITE OTTERCUSING

[laronmi]

OTTERCUSING IS AWESOME. I SHALL USE IT.

I AM FLATTERED THAT PEOPLE ARE OTTERCUSING ME OF BEING AWESOME. I SHALL BE COMPLIMENTED THEN.

[sentienttoaster.livejournal.com]

Mine simply reads:

I like otters! They're comfy and easy to wear!

...wait.

I JUST. I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN DEAL WITH THIS. WHOEVER IS DOING THIS IS CLEARLY A GENIUS.

[myaru.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that is a work of genius. GENIUS.

I like bad puns, okay?

[laronmi]

This person is an otter genius.

Re: I like bad puns, okay?

[traincat.livejournal.com]

I'd say that's otterly true.

Re: I like bad puns, okay?

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

It seems my ~brilliant ottervations~ are too late for you.

*takes your fingerprints anyway*

Re: I like bad puns, okay?

[traincat.livejournal.com]

I'm still not convinced to an otter degree.

Re: I like bad puns, okay?

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

If the circumstances were any otter, I'd draw my conclusions right here. I think we otter just get this investigation over with.

[laronmi]

Are you still ottercusing me? How many times must I otter the fact that I'm not the culprit!

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

Well, we have very few otter suspects.

[laronmi]

I would protest my innocence more, but I have to go to class before I am otterly late for it.

[r-amythest.livejournal.com]

I'll accept your awesome as bail. Your otterney says I have to.

[traincat.livejournal.com]

Her otterney is so otterable.

[arivess.livejournal.com]

That. That's amazing. XD