stolen from rosage

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1.) give me a character or pairing.
2.) give me an au setting.
3.) i will write you a three-sentence fic.

Give me something to distract myself from sobbing endlessly over this Avengers fic, please?

I am bad at updates.

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and the award for most poorly chosen couple cosplay goes to

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"Hector," Eliwood said, trying and failing to escape the wig being thrust at him, "I really don't know if this is a good idea -- can't we start slow, maybe, I wear an ironic t-shirt day one, and then we move up to -- seriously, Hector?"

Hector -- shirtless, wearing a long braided wig and covered in war paint -- continued to hold the wig out to him; Eliwood sighed and grabbed it.

"Alright," he grumbled, "but I'm not posing with the fake horse heart, so you can just put that away right now."