(meme) like riding on your motorbike

[traincat]

We (in only the most royal sense, and also in the sense that I will whine about this to anyone) are attempting to make the Robin!Alex fic happen again. The first scenes are so hard, and I don't know whether I'm overselling the surprise!villain. I request distraction, via meme! (I keep thinking if I can just, you know, write stuff, than I can write THIS stuff in particular, too. Help me test the theory!)

There are three choices. Option A, option B, or both.


A)
1.) Give me a pairing.
2.) Give me an AU setting.
3.) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

B)
1. Give me a pairing
2. Give me a text from last night.
3. I'll write you a short fic based on the scenario.

Comments

[traincat]

"And here I thought fighting crime while skydiving might be difficult," Leonardo said, drumming his fingers against the steering wheel. "I should have known that was just the beginning of your incredibly stupid plans -- found that $40 yet?"

"Shut up," Edward said from where he was searching around in the trunk, "and help me look for my pants!"

[amielleon]

This is a grand answer teeming with questions.

So how does he fight crime while skydiving anyway.

[traincat]

It was Sothe who first voiced the all important question: "So how does he fight crime while skydiving anyway?"

"Parachute," Leonardo said, waving a vague hand, "cape."

"We need in," Tormod announced.

[amielleon]

Excellent.