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From the community: All of the details are on the post, but essentially it's like a reverse version of a fic auction combined with a dash of Yuletide. People who want to donate post their prompts and how much they want to donate, then writers claim their prompts. It's a great way to try and get fic that you've been begging for. Even if you can't afford to donate, you can help out by writing. I encourage everyone in fandom to check it out and SPREAD THE WORD.

This is an incredibly awesome idea and everybody should check it out.

Attempting to keep some sort of vague order to my fic archiving:

maps won't show us where we're going, Fire Emblem 10, Ike/Soren. Post game, references to That Base Conversation. Spoilers.
'I don't want his heart to be a glacier,' he thinks right before he kisses Soren.

Honeymooners, Young Justice animated, Superboy/Robin.
Robin and Superboy's honeymoon phase is bound to blow over sooner or later, but for now? It's incredibly annoying.

affection (brotherly and otherwise) Young Justice animated, Colin Wilkes/Damian Wayne, Dick, slight AU.
"Strictly speaking, there's no rule that says Dick isn't allowed in Damian's room."

Dick's big brother Damian has a boyfriend, which is crazy, because Damian's a jerk.

In addition to my thread at

help_japan, and on

measuringlife's suggestion, I'm offering additional fic in exchange for charitable donations towards Japan (or other worthy cause of your choice). $1 gets you a minimum of 1000 words of fanfic of your choice. That means, depending on how the idea turns out, you might get more than that, but you are guaranteed at least 1000 words per dollar. (So if you donated $2, that's a minimum of 2000.) If you choose to give via LiveJournal's help Japan vgift, for example, that would get you at least 3000 words worth of fic. I will need proof of donation before I write anything, though.

help_japan has an amazing list of charities currently taking donations here, and

measuringlife has a great list of other people offering fic, art and assorted goods here.

(And now watch Measured make me write Meerkat!fic and slimemonster!Ike.)

ETA: THIS OFFER POST IS NOW CLOSED. Thanks to everyone who donated!

I'm offering at least 2500 words of fic for a few fandoms up at

help_japan. But, guys, if there's something you've always wanted to make me write (yeah right -- WELL ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW ABOUT SOME OF YOU, MEASURED) and it's for a fandom that's not listed but that you know I like/can write for, hit me up and we'll talk. I'm flexible! I had an iffy experience on one of these things before (my winning bidder never contacted me), so let's try and avoid that. It's for a good cause.

my thread here

Alright, let's try this again.

I somehow ended up with a tumblr again! Reports that I made one solely to annoy

sentienttoaster have been greatly exaggerated.

So, who should I be following?

Current Mood: bitchy

What the hell is one of these doing on this journal. MYSTERY. Everything's linked to Ao3 because I'm lazy.

First up, things I wrote for Yuletide but never really talked about!

Relative Terms (Or, Not Exactly Christmas Elves) Young Avengers, Billy/Teddy, PG.
It's hard finding the perfect holiday gift for your boyfriend. It's even harder when you're a teenage superhero. It's extremely difficult when you accidentally summon some extradimensional warriors bent on kidnapping you back to their realm.

Part of Two Ultimate Spider-Man, Johnny/Peter, PG, for the extra lovely

mizzmarvel.
It's Johnny's birthday, and he wants to hang out.

In Distress Fire Emblem 10, Micaiah/Pelleas, PG.
Pelleas is in distress. His knight is not quite what was he was expecting. Slightly AU.

(This is in all actuality for a prompt from

fe_fest, but I'm lazy and Measured's never shown up with a shotgun so it hasn't been posted over there yet.)

And here's some stuff from the

yj_anon_meme! It's uh, actually less than half of what I've posted there because I am an addict and it turns out anon memes are really fun and just. Don't judge me okay.

Greetings from the Twineball (Wish You Were Here) Gen, G. In which there are superspeed roadtrips and penguins and way too many giant balls of twine.

Put Your Fist Here Gen, G. Wherein Kid Flash and Robin teach Superboy how to fist bump. Because they're bros.

The Code Hints of Kid Flash/Miss Martian, Superboy/Robin, and terrible fake scheme relationship Kid Flash/Robin. In which Kid Flash wants to make Miss Martian jealous, there is a 300 rule long bro code and also, cupcakes.

I'm just. Going to go slink off to my cave now.

Current Mood: blargh

Dear traincat,

You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from an anonymous sender

The note attached to your gift reads: "Look at your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Now back to your other v-gifts. Now back to me. Sadly, your other v-gifts aren't me. But if they were small and adorable, they could look like me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? Still reading this comment while your other v-gifts try to look like me. What's in your hand? Back at me. Look at my pose. It's the most adorable thing you've ever seen. Look again. I AM NOW MADE OF DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're an adorable v-gift. I'm an otter."

Whoever sent this? You are amazing and I love you.

I'm offering at least 1500 words of fanfic for a variety of comic fandoms and for Fire Embelm 7, 9/10. My thread is here, and I'm more than willing to work with specific prompts.

I've got family in Australia, and while I think they're doing okay at the moment, this is still pretty personal, not to mention it's such a disaster. I hope everyone browses through the offers. There's some awesome stuff up for auction and it's for a good cause.

So I rang in the new year drunk, loudly singing Cee-Lo and watching Criminal Minds. I'm not going to lie, it was pretty awesome. (

sentienttoaster appears to have different feelings.)

I have a bunch of stuff to talk about, like how I'm really into DC right now (because Marvel betrayed me and I am sleeping with its best friend/greatest enemy), but eh. Still a little smashed.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, GUYS. I LOVE YOU.

Current Mood: drunk

Hey there! First off, I just want to say that I'm sure I'll love whatever you write. I'm partial to fluff and humor -- basically the sunny side of the fic street. Crack? I love crack. If for whatever reason you find yourself writing a fic where Character A has to pretend to date their own self, or Character B finds out they are the secret heir to a combo assassin business/cake shop? Go for it! If that's not your style, that's plenty cool too. Like I said, I'm sure I'll love whatever you write. The only thing is I'm fairly vanilla -- anything too far on the kink side makes me clutch at my pearls and retire to my fainting couch, and I usually prefer fluff to smut.

My squicks involve overpowering angst, non-con and character bashing. Infidelity is also a major squick, so no cheating of any kind, please.

( fandom details under here )

So that's that! I'm looking forward to whatever you write, and I hope you have fun writing it!

Happy birthday,

measuringlife! Belated birthday, anyway. I started writing this on your birthday, so it counts.

I told her I was writing Ike/Soren and makeouts! There was much "8D"-ing. Then she asked me to actually post it publicly.

It is her birthday, and I cannot refuse her.

Title: Maps Won't Show Us Where We're Going
Fandom: Fire Emblem 10
Pairing: Ike/Soren
Rating: PG/PG-13ish. For the makeouts. And the laguz puns probably deserve a warning.
Summary: After the final battle, Ike stumbles over a realization or two.

( “There’s always bandits, you know. And pirates.” )

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