(meme) like riding on your motorbike

We (in only the most royal sense, and also in the sense that I will whine about this to anyone) are attempting to make the Robin!Alex fic happen again. The first scenes are so hard, and I don't know whether I'm overselling the surprise!villain. I request distraction, via meme! (I keep thinking if I can just, you know, write stuff, than I can write THIS stuff in particular, too. Help me test the theory!)

There are three choices. Option A, option B, or both.


A)
1.) Give me a pairing.
2.) Give me an AU setting.
3.) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

B)
1. Give me a pairing
2. Give me a text from last night.
3. I'll write you a short fic based on the scenario.