stuff and also things probably

1) HAPPY BIRTHDAY sentienttoaster you are basically the best little brother/talking toaster, and for your birthday I was thoughtful enough to order all my makeup online so you won't have to enter a Sephora tomorrow. I know, I'm so thoughtful.

Also I guess I'm getting you Persona 2 which I... don't know how to feel about? I'M NOT SURE OF THE MESSAGE IT SENDS are you sure you don't want a sexy lady barber instead.

I don't remember what I did when I turned 18, but it probably involved being unbearably smug about it in your direction.

2) somebody forgot to press B and now delicious has evolved into some kind of glitchy abomination that won't let me see what people have tagged my fic as search through endless pages of fanfic links. I just don't know what to do anymore.

3) I'M NOT TERRIBLY INTERESTING RIGHT NOW.