traincat: ([FE] vacation edition Ashnard)
traincat ([personal profile] traincat) wrote2011-10-10 09:39 pm

(meme) think we kissed but I forgot

[livejournal.com profile] measuringlife told me to.

1. Give me a pairing
2. Give me a text from last night.
3. I'll write you a short fic based on the scenario.


COSPLAY UPDATE COMING SOON about to go work on the wig.

[identity profile] eva-kasumi.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
I missed this before! Probably because I was so busy sewing.

Tim/Kon, because you write them so well. EXCEPT WAIT MAYBE I SHOULD REQUEST HANK/ALEX, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO WRITES THEM WELL. UM UM CAN I REQUEST BOTH?

okay here are two texts then. you can mix and match. 8D

(440):

The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.

(608):

On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..

wait I lied this one's good too:

(949):

You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!

[identity profile] traincat.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE FULL OF LIES but I will write you fic anyway. (Also thank youuuu <33)

Hank/Alexc gets two because the first one is so short. Also I'm writing this on a phone so plz forgive any stupid typos. Also the second one sort of turned into Batneto how did that happen. So I guess it's a Robin!Alex preview now??

--

01. (1-608) wait you did what
(608) oh fuck scott that wasn't for you


02. "Stop whining, you big baby."

"I can't figure out where I dropped it," Alex said into the tabletop. Raven rolled her eyes.

"You needed to upgrade anyway," Raven said. "Your phone was older than Charles', and he'd still be using the rotary in the library if I hadn't trashed it."

"I like my phone," Alex said, lifting his head up enough to scowl. "I don't want a new one."

"Okay, okay, fine," Raven declared, throwing up her hands. She grabbed her phone out of her bag.

"What are you doing?" Alex asked, leaning forward. Raven placed a hand over his face and shoved him back.

"Fixing it," she said.

--

Hank liked to think he was a good person, in the grand scheme of things. So when he'd found the phone, he hadn't looked through it, just pocketed it with a mental note to drop it off at the front desk later. Hopefully whoever dropped it would check there.

So halfway through his lunch break when the phone went off, he resisted the urge to check it. For all of ten minutes. Considering the latest round of developments could very literally blow up in all their faces, Hank figured one quick look was justified.

(949): You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!

Hank was pretty sure the exact shade of red he turned was somewhere between a fire truck and a tomato. Very quickly, he checked the phone's gallery and found - - a bunch of shots of buildings at night. From a very high perspective. And, at the very back, one photo, older and a little blurry, of two kids grinning, arms slung around each other's shoulders.

The one on the left, blond with a gleam in his eye just the slightest bit obnoxious, was without a doubt a younger version of Erik Lehnherr's ward.

"I think I was just propositioned by the boss's son," Hank said, horrified.

[identity profile] eva-kasumi.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
8DDDDDD

THE FIRST ONE. THE FIRST OOOOOOONE.

and omg Robin!Alex. Raven, never stop helping.